How long have you been together?
-chris: "i don't know, 3 years or something?"
noel: "no, we didn't even meet until, like, april of 2008. that would make two years."
chris: "so ok. 2 years then. feels long enough."
How long did you know each other before you started dating?
-chris: "like, two months"
noel: "more like, six months"
chris: "no. more like two weeks. should have been two weeks. i knew you wanted me."
noel: "oh brother."
Who asked who out?
-chris: "that would definitely be me"
Whose siblings do you see the most?
-noel: "mine. there is no contest here"
Do you have any children together?
-noel: "no way, not yet."
What about pets?
-chris: "uuuummmm, we have a lot of plants"
noel: "no we don't have pets"
Who is the most sensitive?
-chris: "uh.... i think that would be you... although i'm not sure."
Where do you eat out most as a couple?
-chris: "probably the medeterannio if you look at all the times we've ever gone out".
noel: "are you sure it's not rubios or submarina?"
chris: "it's becoming more often i guess."
Where is the furthest you have ever traveled as a couple?
-chris: "um... uh... to my parents. probably. that's gotta be it"
noel: "yeah, that was a lot of miles of travel in a car together"
Who has the worst temper?
-chris: "i'm pretty sure that's you, because i really don't have a temper"
noel: "ha. don't stereotype me because i'm italian and irish."
Who does the cooking?
-chris: "that would be you"
noel: "well of course."
Who is more social?
-noel: "not me. so that would mean that you are by default. you little social butterfly you."
chris: "oh yeah?..... hmm...."
Who is the most stubborn?
-chris: "eh... i think i might be a little bit more stubborn that you"
noel: "yeah, i suppose you're right"
Who hogs the bed?
-chris: "uhh, that would be me."
noel: "yup. i absolutely agree."
Who wakes up earlier?
-chris: "me"
noel: "what?!"
chris: "what. i do"
noel: "i don't think so."
chris: "oh yeah? what time did you get up this morning hm?"
noel: "this morning? on my only day off? my only day to sleep in?"
chris: "ok fine. what about yesterday?"
noel: "i woke up 15 minutes before you did."
chris: "you did not."
noel: "as if you would have known. you were still sleeping"
chris: "whatever."
Where was your first date?
-chris: "uhhh... when was our first date?"
noel: "i really don't know. when did we really start dating?"
chris: "i don't know... did we go to panda machi or something? but i don't know if i would call that a date..."
noel: "how about we go with 'i don't know' on this one then"
Does she get flowers often?
-chris: "haha. you used to!"
noel: "i know. back before i started dating you. funny how that changed..."
chris: "what about those flowers over there?" gesturing to the potted orchids on the table
noel: "whose idea was that?"
chris: "well, i said they looked nice... well. you got flowers. so there!"
Who eats more?
-chris: "uh, that would definitely be me. that would be weird if the girl ate more. i guess. i mean, kinda..."
noel: "yeah, well, i would hope it would be the dude. i think there'd be a problem if i started eating more than you do."
Who sings better?
-chris: "that would be you for sure. i don't think there is any doubt about that... except i have beat you like, a few times at that karioke xbox game. don't you forget it!"
noel: "psh. that stupid xbox game."
Who does the laundry?
-noel: "i would say that i do it 90% of the time."
chris: "whaaaaat. no, i did laundry last week."
noel: "oh ok. so... how much would you say you've done it since we got married?"
chris: "uh....ok fine. well if you get that then i get dishes."
noel: "ok, so how often would you say you do dishes?"
chris: "like... 50% of the time"
noel: "haaa. ok. so apparently that means you do them 'all the time'?"
chris: "yes."
Who is better with the computer?
-noel: "i'll say you're better with the computer honey. i don't really even think there is any comparison"
chris: "yeah... i'm handy with computers."
Who drives when you are together?
-chris: "it's like, 50/50."
noel: "yeah, pretty much. who decides who's drivin though?"
chris: "eehhh... probably me"
Who picks where you go to dinner?
-chris: "....me"
noel: "mmhm. see how compliant i am, doing everything you feel like doing?"
chris: "ha. yeah right."
Who is the first one to admit when they are wrong?
-chris: "probably me."
noel: "really.....? are you sure about that?"
chris: "ha, yeah. i'm just never wrong so i never have to admit it"
Who wears the pants in the relationship?
-chris: "i think i wear my pants".
noel: "ok. so what does that mean chris?"
chris: "pshhhhhh.... oh i don't know it's just a figure of speech. i don't think anyone knows."
noel: "ah. ok then."
Who eats more sweets?
-chris: "i think you like your sweets."
noel: "you know, you'd like to lead me to believe that, but i've been watching you lately mister."
chris: "ha. what're you talkin about."
noel: "you like your cookies and your chocolate and your donuts at work"
chris (distracted): "i definitely like my cookies......."
Who cries more?
-chris: "i would... say that's you."
noel: "ok. you sure it's not you?"
chris: "no, it's definiely not me"
What's your best day together?
-noel: "probably sunday."
chris: "psh. it's our only day together".
Favorite TV show to watch together?
-chris: "either dexter or the office"
noel: "well we dont really watch dexter anymore..."
chris: "well that's because you decided you didn't like dexter anymore"
noel: "well... i do... he just... stresses me out..."
What couple would you imagine growing old like?
chris: "like ummm.... wilford brimley. and his wife"
noel: "what! that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard you say."
chris: "hahaha! we're going to die of beetus"
"hmmmmm...."
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